kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks)

riotghoul:

I hope the “it’s offensive on purpose can’t u take a joke” comedy genre died today as well

elovers:


People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues

-allnightmarelong:


THIS WAS THE CUTEST OKAY?

-allnightmarelong:

THIS WAS THE CUTEST OKAY?

stinkyhat:

"well SOME cops are good"

image

(Source: jellygod)

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

(Source: lesbolution)

(Source: deadlysick)

Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

(Source: heleanorcalder)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

eggzakery:

my kink is bein friendly and havin a good time

ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

(Source: sirearnestporkchop)

trust:


"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

quickweaves:

lessons in economics

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)