friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
me: drunk

u don’t realize how bad of an idea it was to spend all ur money on food until you need it for something important

#i would’ve removed your shitty comment if I weren’t on mobile

(Source: versacesquad)

crazyforkardashianss:

Kourt and Scott visted doctor´s office in Beverly Hills 16/10/14

crazyforkardashianss:

Kourt and Scott visted doctor´s office in Beverly Hills 16/10/14

showmethemeatdagger:

im like 96% sure my patronus would be john and sherlock making out

website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me:
me: wait i'm 20 years old

spoooky-couch:

whenever i’m leaving a conversation i say “bi” to remind and tell people i am bisexual. for some reason this has not been working very well and most people think i’m straight despite my reminders. however, they do sometimes praise me and say “good bi” in response.

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

(Source: acidtrip-n)

anrgy:

inspirational

anrgy:

inspirational

website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me:
me: wait i'm 20 years old
tsarbucks:

this is my favorite part of american horror story murder house

tsarbucks:

this is my favorite part of american horror story murder house

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

(Source: nerrrdstark)

caseyanthonyofficial:

I cant wait until this generation is running for public office

Theres going to be so much shit

Old facebook updates and twitter updates

A million dick pictures

nasturbate:

i cant wait for my 420th birthday im gonna get so high